Noob Experiment Warzone Screw Planner

The Screw planner is a worksheet for Noob Experiment Warzone. Official character prices are not public. This page will not pretend they are. You bring a Screw total. The shop brings a line. Together you decide whether a skip is legal.

Read shop unlock order first. Then keep this tab open in the lobby.

Fields to copy into your notes

Field	What you write
Current Screws	The number on your HUD after codes and the last clear
Last owned character	Example: Large Noob
Next locked	The very next grey portrait
Second locked	The portrait after that
Skip target	The higher-tier name you actually want
Legal?	Yes only if the target is within a skip-every-two step
Tested in Sandbox?	Yes or no

If Legal is no, you need more sequential buys or more Screws. If Sandbox is no, do not take the kit into wave 16.

Worked examples without fake costs

Example A. You own Noob. Next locked is Large Noob. Skip target is Dual Blaster Large Noob. That target is many slots away. Legal skip? Not yet. Buy Large Noob or the first allowed skip, then fill the table again.

Example B. You own Upgraded Large Noob. Next two locks are Scientist Roundy and Despacito Spider. Skip target is Dual Blaster Large Noob. That is the kind of gap the community rule is meant to cover. If the live UI still greys Dual Blaster, you are not far enough. Believe the UI.

Example C. You own Noob Mech. Skip target is Guest Helicopter. You must still walk Guest and Large Guest unless the shop says otherwise. Faction change does not delete the rule.

How Screws enter the table

• Easy Mode clear: +50
• Working code: whatever the grant said (10, 20, 25, 50, or 750 on the old compensation string)
• Multiplier title: write a note, not a fake formula
• Private 20 percent note: if you believe Trello, write “private” next to the clear so you remember the lobby type

Sources: how to get Screws, Codes Hub, private servers.

Spending checklist

1. Fill the table.
2. Confirm the target on the character tier list.
3. Confirm the name on Noob Faction or Guest Faction.
4. Buy.
5. Open Sandbox.
6. Only then start Easy or Boss Fight.

If you skip step 5, the planner failed even if the math worked.

What this planner refuses

It refuses a default price for Noob Mech. It refuses a slider that outputs “3 hours to Guest Helicopter.” It refuses to import Battlefront coin costs. Those numbers belong to another game.

When Trello or a patch note publishes prices, this page will gain a second table. Until that day, your HUD is the database.

If you play on two devices, keep one screenshot of the last filled table. Mobile lobbies are where people buy the wrong skip because they forgot the target name. The screenshot is the planner when the wiki tab is closed.

Couples and sibling stacks should fill one shared table. Two people spending the same compensation code on two different skip targets is how Dual Blaster gets delayed another week. Agree on the target before anyone opens the shop.

After Update 2 inserts a new portrait, add a row between the old names. Do not force the old numbering. The planner is a living sheet, not a tattoo.

Print the field table, or screenshot it. The Tools Hub links the wave checklist for the other half of the session. Planner after the clear. Checklist before the start. That pair is the whole toolkit.