Noob Experiment Warzone Tier Lists

This Tier List Hub splits Noob Experiment Warzone into live rankings and a rumor pen: character tiers for shop decisions, enemy threat for wave calls, and upcoming characters for Update 2 names that are not shop facts yet. Both lists are conservative. The fan Trello is still WIP. Most character cards are names without numbers. Guest Helicopter is the exception. Dual Blaster Large Noob is called possibly the strongest non-mech. Noob Mech sits at the end of Noob Faction. We will not invent DPS to fill empty rows.

Use the lists after you understand shop unlock order. A high tier you cannot buy yet is a goal, not a loadout.

How we rank without fake stats

• Published labels beat vibes. “Strongest non-mech” moves Dual Blaster Large Noob up.
• Unlock cost in time matters. Starter Noob is F as a late-game pick and S as a tutorial pick. The character page shows both contexts.
• Role coverage matters. Guest Helicopter’s Rocket, Backup, and mobility cover jobs other names have not described.
• Update risk matters. Update 2 lists character reworks, Boss Noob 1.5, and new Guest units. Tiers will move.

If a YouTube showcase uses Battlefront numbers, ignore it. That is a different game.

How to use the two lists together

Read enemy threat before a City run so you know when Rocketer Titans show up in the conversation. Read character tiers before you skip in the shop. Then confirm the skip is legal on the shop page. The Screw planner is where those two readings become a purchase.

A sample plan: farm Easy Mode until you can skip toward Dual Blaster Large Noob, practice that kit in Sandbox, then take it into Boss Noob. That plan uses every pillar of this wiki without a made-up damage formula.

What will change these tiers

• Medium Mode and Crossroads, if they raise average HP.
• New characters listed on event pages: Last Guest, Large Laser Guest, Aerial Boombox Troop, Guest Mech.
• Weapon Aim Mode and Flight Cancel, which could change how helicopters and mechs feel.
• A real stat dump on Trello.

Until those land, treat this hub as a buying guide, not as an esports sheet. Pair it with Noob Faction and Guest Faction so you know who is even in the pool.

If you only open one child page, open characters when you have Screws and enemies when you are about to press start. That is the whole design of this hub.