Noob Experiment Warzone Character Tier List

This character tier list is a buying order for Noob Experiment Warzone, not a tournament sheet. Tiers assume Easy Mode on City, a small private lobby, and the live roster from the fan Trello. If Update 2 ships new Guest units, this page will move. For enemy order, use enemy threat. For unlock rules, use shop unlock order.

S tier — finish the skip for these

Dual Blaster Large Noob. Trello asks whether this is the strongest non-mech yet. That label is enough to make it the default skip target inside Noob Faction. Practice it in Sandbox so the first Easy run is not a tutorial.

Noob Mech. Last named Noob Faction unit. Mechs are the power ceiling of the first faction. If you can legally reach it, the street gets easier. It is also the kit you do not want to debut on wave 18.

Guest Helicopter. Only kit with a public stat block: 200 health, Really Fast, Rocket at 480 across four shots, Sacrifice, Backup. Mobility plus a numbered rocket volley is S for players who will not waste Sacrifice. It is A or below if you treat Sacrifice as a damage button.

A tier — strong once unlocked

Large Guest. No card text, but it sits next to Guest Helicopter in the second faction, which Trello calls probably the strongest faction. Expect a heavier Guest, not a starter.

Upgraded Large Noob. The name says it is a step above Large Noob. Use it as a mid-skip if Dual Blaster is still locked.

Scientist Roundy. Named enough that showcase videos exist. No official numbers. Place it A as a unique tool, not as a guaranteed wedge.

B tier — honest workhorses

Large Noob. First upgrade after starter. Buy it if you cannot skip farther. It makes early Easy waves less fragile.

Tuxedo Noob. Named, no stats. Fine as a sequential buy. Do not burn a long skip on it unless you already main the look in Sandbox.

Guest. First Guest Faction unit. You take it because the faction is later and stronger, not because the card is complete.

Despacito Spider. Memorable name, empty card. B until someone publishes a kit. Do not skip two other units just for the meme unless you have Screws to spare.

C tier — context picks

Starter Noob. Cost 0. S for the tutorial, C once you own Large Noob. Keeping it equipped into Boss Noob in a public lobby is how wipes start.

Unlisted future names (Last Guest, Large Laser Guest, Aerial Boombox Troop, Guest Mech) stay off the table until they exist in the shop.

How to spend against this list

1. Open the Screw planner and mark the next two locked names.
2. If Dual Blaster Large Noob is a legal skip, take it.
3. If not, take Large Noob or Upgraded Large Noob.
4. After Noob Faction feels done, start Guest skips toward Guest Helicopter.
5. Confirm the kit in Sandbox, then run Easy Mode.

This order matches Noob Faction and Guest Faction. It also matches the Guides Hub advice to farm first and rank second.

Why this list will be wrong later

Update 2 promises character reworks, aim modes, and flight cancel. A helicopter that can cancel flight will change S-tier math. A reworked Boss Noob 1.5 may demand mechs. When patch notes list those ships, we will rerank. Until then, empty Trello cards stay in B or A on name and position only.

If you disagree, disagree with a Sandbox clip, not with a Battlefront spreadsheet. Warzone is its own shop and its own City street.