Noob Experiment Warzone Characters
Two playable factions, one shop rule, and a Trello that is still WIP.
Characters are the long-term goal in Noob Experiment Warzone. You start as Noob for 0 Screws. You end, for now, at Noob Mech or Guest Helicopter. This Characters Hub is the roster index. Child pages split the two factions and the shop.
Read Noob Faction first. It is the first faction in the Noob Experiment story and the largest playable set at release. Read Dual Blaster Large Noob when that skip is the actual question. Read Guest Faction when you are ready for the later, probably stronger side. Read Guest Helicopter for the only Guest kit with published numbers. Read Guest Mech after the 14 August 2026 official log named that unit. Read Aerial Boombox Troop and Last Guest when those portraits appear. Read shop unlock order before you skip. Read Mastery if a meter or a 1.5X Mastery pass appeared after the August rework. The PC dropdown shows seven rows, then View all into this hub.
The two factions
Noob Faction: Noob, Large Noob, Tuxedo Noob, Upgraded Large Noob, Scientist Roundy, Despacito Spider, Dual Blaster Large Noob, Noob Mech.
Guest Faction: Guest, Large Guest, Guest Helicopter (200 health, Rocket 480), and Guest Mech as the 14 August 2026 official update name. Confirm that last portrait in your shop.
Event notes still mention later names: Last Guest, Large Laser Guest. Aerial Boombox Troop now has a Warzone Mastery showcase pair; confirm the portrait. Those other names live on upcoming characters or their own pages until they are shop rows.
Playable factions are the Alliance. The Experiment Faction is the enemy list on enemy threat. Do not buy a portrait thinking it is Boss Noob.
Why the shop feels locked
You unlock in order. You may skip every two characters. That sentence is the entire economy. Codes and Easy Mode (50 Screws) exist to feed it. The Screw planner turns the sentence into a number you typed yourself. We will not invent Screw prices for empty Trello cards.
How to study a character
- Find the name on the faction page.
- See whether Trello published a kit. Only Guest Helicopter is complete.
- Check the character tier list for a buy recommendation.
- Test in Sandbox Mode.
- Take the kit into Easy Mode.
If a showcase video is Battlefront, close it. Warzone shares a universe with Flippidee’s series, not a stat sheet.
Credits that explain the roster
Hec created Warzone with permission from moogus, creator of Noob Experiment Battlefront. Brickz, WT_whathappened, gjj, ma1, chill, starlight, and others helped. The characters look familiar because they are meant to. The shop and City waves are this game’s own loop.
When Update 2 adds aim modes or new Guests, this hub already points at Guest Mech, Mastery, and the upcoming list instead of stuffing every rumor into one paragraph. Five child pages cover the live roster, the shop, the new meter, and the named mech.
If you came from the homepage looking for “players,” this is that category. It is characters, not a leaderboard. There is no official ranked ladder to publish.
How to read the Characters Hub
Start on Noob Faction until the shop opens Guest portraits. Use Guest Faction when Helicopter is a legal skip. Use shop unlock order every time you are tempted to jump. Use Mastery only after your HUD shows a meter. Open Guest Mech when the 14 August log matches a portrait you can click. Other upcoming Guest names stay on the upcoming roster until they are clickable.
Characters are not codes. Codes grant Screws. Screws buy the next legal row. Keep that sentence taped above your shop. After Accessibility language appears, re-check Guest Mech rumors on the upcoming page before you skip.
Frequently Asked Questions
Quick answers for the current Roblox build.
How many playable factions are there?
Two on the live Trello: Noob Faction and Guest Faction. Experiments are enemies.
Who is the starter character?
Noob, at 0 Screws.
Can I buy any character immediately?
No. The shop unlocks in order and lets you skip every two entries.
Which character has official stats?
Guest Helicopter publishes 200 health, Really Fast speed, Rocket 480, Sacrifice, and Backup.